rant

My boss is seriously starting to piss me off. (if not everyone else in the department)

I don't need a 15 minute background on the hows whens whys of something that needs to be done. Just tell me what you want and leave me alone. Don't fucking lecture me. I'm not interested.

Yes, I have sent that to you. CHECK YOUR EMAIL
No, for the last time, POs ARE RAISED BY MMD NOT BY ME
Yes, I have told you before AND I SAW YOU WRITE IT DOWN
No, you can't keep saying you're new WHEN YOU'VE BEEN HERE FOR HALF A YEAR
Yes, we owe those people money BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T SIGN OFF THE INVOICE
No, I can't help you do that section of the report because ummm YOU'RE THE MANAGER

ZOMG. KILL ME NOW.