the short of the matter

So it's hard for me to find a decent pair of shorts.

Was trying to run around Heeren and get one before joining Pam and the Au-Chews for Pepper Lunch dinner.

Met up with V at Spinelli's. Poor gal, doggy died on her even before she operated. It didn't help that doggy was 13 years old, that's like what ? 80 human years ?

First shop went in was called 'Fourskin' hmm maybe that's why the shorts I tried on were so goddamn tight. They looked like bloody cycling shorts. FAIL

Then went into 77th Street. This saleswoman went to get my size and brings back something that looked so small I don't even think it would fit Thomas. We just stared at it and asked her 'Are you sure this is 27 inches'??? she was like 'Yes, it's a small cut' Tried it on. True enough, couldn't even get it past my bum. Small cut my arse. MEGA FAIL

Finally finally found something at Tough Jeansmith. Not only was there one piece left. It was in my size and 50% off. STEADY LAH