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In 2009, laksa resolves to...

Ask my boss for a clubbin.
Give some macadamias to charity.
Cut down to ten movies a day.
Keep my tv clean.
Take evening classes in chillin.
Buy new lava lamps.

Get your own New Year's Resolutions:

I actually do need to buy another lava lamp. The yellow one my brother bought me for my birthday is still in Melbourne.