$8M toto

I've never bought Toto in my life, let alone know how it works. But I do know, the odds are probably like one in 10 zillion.

Grumpy was rather excited about trying his luck for tonight's draw at 2130 so yesterday before dinner we made our way to Singapore Pools. This uncle that was standing around was nice enough to explain the basics. I wasn't really listening because I was damn fungry.

We have a shitload of caesarean cases today. It's like one in every 4 patients is a caesarean. With a birthday like that, how to forget ?

cheena girls

A funny incident happened last night at Actors along South Bridge Road. Grumpy and I were there to support dad who was auditioning for an event at Tanglin Club.

So we settle ourselves at the bar and this drinks girl comes up to us and she goes, "Any drink for you ?"

I told her "later". She then moves over to Grumpy and asks the same thing to which Grumpy also replies "later".

She then goes to the bartender,
"Shen me shi later ? "
"Wo yao liang bei later"

AHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAH

NO to Yeow Tat Trading

If you are considering buying a PSP, please to be NOT buying from Yeow Tat Trading

There is an article in today's New Paper about some poor sod who got conned into paying $2600 for a modified black (not even special colour) PSP

She was told it was 'compulsory to install this license from SONY' as well as 'technician's fees for modifications'

I have first-hand experience with these conniving bastards. I wanted a quotation for an iPhone. Had already asked around so roughly knew the market price. The price was quite competitive but when I nearly agreed he started adding on additional charges for software upgrade, usb cable, battery charger and even had the fucking nerve to tell me I had to buy this special adapter ($160) to change the voltage so that I could use the battery charger. He claimed otherwise 'it would be useless' and that 'his boss doesn't allow him to sell the charger without the adapter' That was when we walked away.

After buying it elsewhere, one day me and Grumpy were eating at Maccers Lucky Plaza (Yeow Tat is opposite, can see it through the window) I felt I needed to tell them they were shit. So I went up to Yeow Tat and insisted on speaking to the manager. I pointed out the guy who tried to con us and basically said ' You people have no ethics' . They could only shuffle around looking at their feet . PATHETIC !

pata pata pata pon

These are the characters from that ridiculously addictive rhythm game, Patapon.

The Patapons are walking, talking eyeballs that are depending on you (whom they refer to as 'Almighty WhateverYourNameIs') to lead them via drum beats to Earthend such that they may gaze upon IT. Along the way you will need lots of Ka-Ching and Tender Meat if you want to raise some truly awesome warriors at the Tree Of Life. (I kid you not, these are the original terms used)



Here we have a scene of the Patapons trying to defeat the Zigatons and steal their catapult, giving them enough muscle to topple the Zigaton Fort at Dodon Basin.

If you observe the Patapons, they look rather angry. This is an indication to you (the Almighty) that they are within attack range. Normally they look passive like Hatapon (the flag-bearer)

Grumpy thinks this game is of Filipino origin cos when you complete a mission they will cry 'Tang Ila Mo' - roughly translated as 'Fuck You Bitches' in Tagalog.

It is next to impossible to play this a) without headphones b) whilst talking -- well for me anyway.

tv must be off

I don't know what it is , but I simply canNOT sleep (till the next morning) with the television on .

At some point in the night/early morning if it's on I will automatically wake up. Sometimes, there's no actual program but it's still on as in only the cable box/dvd is off but the tv itself is still on.

Because Grumpy knows about my "condition" he always always ALWAYS conveniently falls asleep whilst watching.

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